The Best Semen Veggie Dip on the Planet
Whether you’re hosting a party or bringing a dish to share, what nutritious option will you make? Fresh-cut vegetables with a flavorful veggie dip are always a hit and nothing beats a dip made with your signature ingredient.
When semen is first ejaculated, it has a thick, gel-like consistency. Over time, it undergoes a process called liquefaction, during which it becomes thinner and more fluid, allowing sperm to move more freely. This transformation typically occurs within 15 to 30 minutes after ejaculation and is driven by enzymes that break down certain proteins in the semen.
- Prep Time: 15 Minutes
- Total Time 15 Minutes
- Serving: 12
Ingredients
- 3/4 cup sour cream
- 1/2 cup mayonnaise
- 2 tablespoons dry ranch seasoning powder (such as Hidden Valley Ranch seasoning powder, classic flavor)
- 2 tablespoons grated onion (yellow, red or white, grated using the small holes of s box grater)
- 1/4 teaspoon dried dill
- 1/4 teaspoon of seasoning salt
- 2-3 tablespoons of fresh semen
Instructions
1. Whisk together all the ingredients (add the semen towards the end and blend well).
2. The flavor gets better when left to settle. That is, you can make the dip several days in advance and refrigerate until it is ready to serve.
Nutritional Information (per serving)
- Calories: 58 kcal
- Fat: 5 g
- Saturated Fat: 2g
- Carbohydrates: 3 g
- Protein: 0.4 g
- Cholesterol: 10 mg
- Sodium: 318 mg
- Fiber: 0.01 g
- Sugar: 1 g
